In our first-world mundane lives, driving is as common as peeing. There is nothing worse than being stuck behind a slow driver. Road rage gives me road rash, and driving stick always makes me feel like a race car driver. These funny driving quotes will make you smile. Life is too short to drive unhappy. So check these out, but not while you’re driving.

20 Hilarious Driving Quotes

1

Don’t be a wimp. Jump!

2

What a sad world we live in.

3

Nothing’s more dangerous than a crazed wife.

4

Don’t let me down, Optimus Prime.

5

I’m tired of hearing about babies on board.

6

An eternal black spot on his record.

7

Watch out drivers. She just stepped in a thousand pound death train.

8

Look, a puppy. How terrifying.

9

Driving at night is a metaphor for our entire existence.

10

Let the dog decide.

11

In the case of a purge, I would kill all slow drivers.

12

Must be an important text.

13

There’s a reason why drunk people love NASCAR.

14

Truer words have never been spoken.

15

You can never be too safe.

16

Make sure you buckle your seat-belt.

17

Get off the road, old maid.

18

Life is futile and everything is an allusion.

19

Funny driving quotes: Take a break from the laughs to consider this valuable maxim.

20

Move snitch, get out of the way.

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